She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Randomize
