Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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