Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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