margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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