I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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