IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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