if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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