What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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