He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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