a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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