But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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