Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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