Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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