I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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