margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Randomize
