it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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