No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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