The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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