no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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