we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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