I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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