I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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