He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I touched a dick in church today
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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