um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he puts the penis in happiness.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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