I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I am available for nakedness
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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