Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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