Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
So much Jack, so little girl.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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