What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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