i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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