I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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