Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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