Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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