My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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