I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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