So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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