bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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