But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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