Quick, to the slutcave!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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