Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
COCAINE IS GR8
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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