So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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