it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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