what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
COCAINE IS GR8
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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