He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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