When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Randomize