Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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