didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my phone needs a breathalizer
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
