your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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