I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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