I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize