No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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