they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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