no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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