Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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