rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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