so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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